Person: I hate Harry Styles.
Me: Whatever, more for me.
Person: I hate Zayn Malik.
Me: Whatever, more for me.
Person: I hate Louis Tomlinson.
Me: Whatever, more for me.
Person: I hate Niall Horan.
Me: Whatever, more for me.
Person: I hate Liam Payne.
Me: Impossible.
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One Direction: Tell me I'm a screwed up mess, that I never listen, listen
Me: You're a screwed up mess and you never listen
One Direction: Tell me you don't want my kiss
Me: WOAH! TOO FAR
One Direction: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Me: Well, I'm not a dancer, a model, a floor model, a TV presenter, attractive, skinny, athletic, talented, coordinated, rich...
One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
Me: Yeah. In the opposite direction so they don't go blind.
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